He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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