Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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