I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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