Dual....:-)
You work out of a Hotel?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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