I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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