Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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