So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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