I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
