Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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