Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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