i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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