Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Two words: nipple clamps
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