Say something about gay babies.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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