People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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