ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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