that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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