Having a random hookup so left but love u
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
