are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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