i don't like sucking hair
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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