HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There r osticjed everywhere
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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