i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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