hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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