guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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