somebody snuck up and got me drunk
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Of course I have a pirate flag
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
