Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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