If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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