: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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