so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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