did you get engaged???
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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