i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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