it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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