how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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