Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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