Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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