He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Randomize
