Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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