Nicole vs. Life
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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