No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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