I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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