on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
