i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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