operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
