he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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