let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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