I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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