i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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