D3 body, D1 cock
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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