Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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