What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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