Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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