my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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