But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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