My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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